Pimp my franchise!
Posted on November 15th, 2008
How do you make something cool even cooler?
Easy: add guns and violence!

Jak & Daxter is a cool puzzle adventure game. Jak II & III feature guns prominently, so they must be much cooler than the original!

Shadow the Hedghog is the ultimate lifeform. But we can make him even more ultimate by giving him guns!

Snoopy is always cool -- but we can still make him even cooler by adding guns and having him shoot people that look like Charlie Brown!

The formula is flawless!

We managed to reach a representative of the Flying Ace to hear what he had to say on the awesome new direction for the Peanuts franchise:

"''''''''''!!!''''
''''!''''!!'''''!
''''''''''!!'''''
''''''''''''!!!!!
'''''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''''''
''''''''!!!!!!*"

-- Woodstock


Another satisfied customer of Violence Sells Incorporated!


*Translation: What the frak have you done to the kindest, gentlest series on the planet?!
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