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Posted on June 17th, 2008
|During the night, around 2:00 AM or so I heard a noise that sounded like one of the cats had knocked something over. I decided to check it out and make sure everyone was all right as it sounded like glass or metal getting dropped.
I checked the living room, the kitchen, my bathroom and dad's room and found nothing. I looked through the blinds of my window and didn't see anything out of place, just two guys having some late night sex in the bed of a pickup truck, so nothing to -- wait, WHAT?!
I zipped back to the window and looked again. There were two men standing in the bed of said pickup adjusting their belts.
That was probably the noise I heard. Their truck was gone in the morning and never reappeared, so they probably just drove to someplace they thought was "safe" to do their deed.
The neighbors downstairs are out of town visiting relatives, which is a really good thing as I doubt either of the parents want to have to answer their toddler's question about what those people were doing.
If there is a next time, we're calling the police. It's not what they were doing -- it's that they were doing it in public. Get a room! Free rooms are everywhere! Try the clubhouse's locker room -- it's open 24/7. Hell, use the men's room at a gas station; it's not like it'll take hours. But please don't do it in public: regardless as much as some like to pretend, we're not animals!